Teacher with pathan

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

jis train min payari payri larkian safar kr rhi hon.
ussy kia kehty hin.:????????????
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MALL GARI

a very funny urdu poetry

Aik hi saf min khary ho gye   Mahood o Ayaz

dosry saf min khara ho gia khud kush hmla awar Riaz

hwa phir wohi jo Iqbal sahab ny farmaya tha

na noi banda raha na koi banda nawaz

3 men in the car a very funny urdu joke must read

3 admi raat ko car ka drawaza band hony ki waja sy andar hi phans gy.

soch rhy thy kih car sy kessy nikal jain .

pehla admi yar asiy krty hin kih engine ky raste nakalny ki kosish krty hin

dosra admi: oh ni yar digi ke raste niklny ki koish krty hin.

tesra admi: jo un dono ki batin sun raha tha aur bola yar jo bhi krna hy jaldi kro

barish hony wali hy aur car ki chat bhi ni hy....

The Doctor and Student what said

Doctor opration ke bad aur student exam ke bad kia kehty hin...........




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ham ny apni traf sy pori koish ki magar abi kuch kehna
qabal az waqt ho ga.....

داکٹر آپریشن کے بعد اور سٹوڈنٹ امتحان کے بعد کیا کہتےہیں۔
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۔ ہم نے اپنی طرف سے پوری کوشش کی لیکن ابھی کچھ کہنا قبل از وقت ہوگا

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After the operation the doctor said, and
Ater the exam the student said,................
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We tried our best but still premature to say anything

mian biwi shoping mall sy bahar nikly to aik faqeer ny kha shezadi  5 rupy dy do
andha hon !


shohar ny biwi ki traf dikha aur bola dy do
waqi andha hy.......