Urdu Hindi Fun Zone: March 2014

Thursday, 13 March 2014

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge

Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...

Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?

Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair

Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

Admi: kiun bhai??

Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

Teacher with pathan

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

jis train min payari payri larkian safar kr rhi hon.
ussy kia kehty hin.:????????????
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MALL GARI

a very funny urdu poetry

Aik hi saf min khary ho gye Mahood o Ayaz

dosry saf min khara ho gia khud kush hmla awar Riaz

hwa phir wohi jo Iqbal sahab ny farmaya tha

na noi banda raha na koi banda nawaz

3 men in the car a very funny urdu joke must read

3 admi raat ko car ka drawaza band hony ki waja sy andar hi phans gy.

soch rhy thy kih car sy kessy nikal jain .

pehla admi yar asiy krty hin kih engine ky raste nakalny ki kosish krty hin

dosra admi: oh ni yar digi ke raste niklny ki koish krty hin.

tesra admi: jo un dono ki batin sun raha tha aur bola yar jo bhi krna hy jaldi kro

barish hony wali hy aur car ki chat bhi ni hy....

The Doctor and Student what said

Doctor opration ke bad aur student exam ke bad kia kehty hin...........

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ham ny apni traf sy pori koish ki magar abi kuch kehna
qabal az waqt ho ga.....

داکٹر آپریشن کے بعد اور سٹوڈنٹ امتحان کے بعد کیا کہتےہیں۔
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۔ ہم نے اپنی طرف سے پوری کوشش کی لیکن ابھی کچھ کہنا قبل از وقت ہوگا

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After the operation the doctor said, and
Ater the exam the student said,................
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We tried our best but still premature to say anything

mian biwi shoping mall sy bahar nikly to aik faqeer ny kha shezadi 5 rupy dy do
andha hon !

shohar ny biwi ki traf dikha aur bola dy do
waqi andha hy.......